break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner.

He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

Tell your gf u wanna break up

Today is april 19 which means its break up with your gf day! walk up to her and say my heart was full with your love but now its filled with coke and gin

HEy. Hey i think we need to break up i like coke and gin more than u it mean i dont want u and i want to move on
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol

by power go April 19, 2023

Breaking Up

1. The end of a relationship, affair, fling or situations hip.

"Where's Nastya?"
"She broke up with me.."

2. The end of a band.

"Did you hear the Metal Skulls broke up?"
"Damn that sucks.."

3. The end of a political entities.

"The Soviet Union broke up in 1989."

4. The end of any other type of relationship or partnership.

"I haven't heard from the customer in a while. I think they might be breaking up with us."

by KevH38 August 16, 2025

Break Up

That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you

Person 1 - im going through break up man
Person 2 - That was gods plan dawg I’m sorry

by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

break up band

A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.

“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”

by justcameheretowriteonedefiniti July 13, 2018

National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 22, 2023