barker burger

Dog Poo... noun.... the dog is delivering a barker burger. To remove said burger one must do Barker Burger Duty.

Son there is a barker burger on the back lawn, do your duty and pick it up.

by tj tara September 8, 2007

Rapey barker

The act of keeping items in your car to take advantage of women when on thier own and can't run away.

Items such as rope and duct tape

-That guy over there has a rapey barker kit in his car I wonder who is going to get taken later

by icanannoyyou January 10, 2014

LANDON BARKER

LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA

Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew

Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better

Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h

Charli Damelio: bye chase

Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER

chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF

STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...

by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 10, 2022

Sarah Jessica Barker

Any girl who fancies herself a style maven but is, in reality, just an ugly girl in a trendy outfit.

Did you see the great outfit Lisa was wearing? Too bad she's such a Sarah Jessica Barker that no one will even notice.

by nyc-a-train December 14, 2010

The Bob Barker Treatment

The act of spading or nutering your dog or cat and/or the act of a male being publicly embarresed by female

Jon was given the Bob Barker Treatment from his girlfriend Summer.

by Schon Carr November 20, 2007

Travis Barker

One of the hottest drummers alive who should love someone named Pammi....

(i wonder who wrote this...)

omfg! is that travis barker???? he is sooooo hott!!! BACK THE HELL OFF HES MINE!

by Pammi July 29, 2008

The Bob Barker Treatment

The act of a male being publicly humiliated by a female.

The inspiration comes from the end of all episodes of the Price is Right when Bob Barker remindes the viewers to spade or nuter their pets.

Brian was given the Bob Barker treatment from Summer in front of his boys at football practice!

by Schon Carr November 29, 2007