word used on family guy on 9/24/05. used in the context as fanny bandit is the spanish word for homosexual. Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire are stuck on an island, and decide to have an orgy. Long scene short they dont go through with is becuase they dont get "excited" then a ship pulls up and you hear.....
Cruise announcer: And if you look of the left side of the ship you'll see a bunch of homosexuals.
Cruise announcer (in Spanish): A la izquierdo del barco podemos ver los 'fanny bandits'
Cruise announcer (in Spanish): A la izquierdo del barco podemos ver los 'fanny bandits'
by TheRiscGroup October 11, 2005
An assfucker of opportunity. Usually someone who won't take by force, but participates in a gang rape or by slipping a 'Mickey' to someone and cornholing them while they are passed out.
by shazizizzle April 08, 2003
In early January of 2011 two men (age 12-47) entered a Taco Bell in Endicott, New York. These criminals ordered small drinks. instead of filling their cups with this delicious drink they filled Gatorade bottles. They then promptly left the Taco Bell and ran around town to their safehouse.
*67 Taco bells have been robbed of all their Baja
*56 Deaths have resulted from these robberies
*The last Taco Bell that was hit was in southern Missouri
*67 Taco bells have been robbed of all their Baja
*56 Deaths have resulted from these robberies
*The last Taco Bell that was hit was in southern Missouri
Bandits: Hello can i please have a small dri.. EVERYONE ON THE GROUND
Workers: Who are you?????
Bandits: We are THE Baja Bandits
Workers: Who are you?????
Bandits: We are THE Baja Bandits
by Not a baja bandit;) February 28, 2011
when you take a killer dump in one toilet and then quickly move to another toilet to wipe, leaving your dump uncovered and in all its glory for the next person
by ohherrohans December 16, 2009
My dom totally blew my mind when they pulled me off the toilet and preceded to become a dingleberry bandit.
by crazynazizombiechic88 January 20, 2017
Someone who continuously gets to phase six of The Omega Protocol Ultimate in FF14 and dies to an exasquare causing extreme frustration and a collective sigh
by Tekniqz September 03, 2023
Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.
They are sharp tools.
They are sharp tools.
Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!
Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!
Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!
by The Merz May 05, 2010