Bootleg budget

A descriptive term that refers to someone who doesn't make a lot of money and doesn't have a lot of money with them

Some common characteristics exhibited by these people are:

-Always being tired looking, sounding or feeling (maybe even a combination of them)

-Being into something that many stupid people would consider "weird" or "childish" like anime or video games

-Dressing in very simple ways like a T shirt that's a single colour

Nathan: Hey man, you wanna go eat some Italian food with me?

Jimmy: No man, I'm on a bootleg budget. Still struggling affording high quality food, I live off of frozen meals. Sorry

Nathan: Oh... that sucks. Well maybe when you get that degree we can spend more time and money together

Jimmy: Yeah

by Crusty cheese virus May 13, 2020

fruity budget

The word "fruity budget" was a term coined by the Good Omens subreddit Discord on October 8th, 2020. The term has been used in a variety of contexts but is generally a term used to add absurdist humor, or a term to use when you cannot think of something meaningful to say. Some of the more niche definitions include:

1.) A mistranslation of the German word for fluid balance.
2.) An unofficial synonym for the mitochondria.
3.) An unofficial synonym for metabolism.
4.) A particularly fruity budget.
5.) An exceptionally homosexual budget.
6.) A tasty treat found in a small hut in Antarctica.
7.) A preface to "UwU."

For extra tang, "liquid" can be added at the beginning, middle, or end of the term "fruity budget."

I could go for some fruity liquid budget right now to satisfy my UwUs.

I hope Neil Gaiman does not find these fruity budgets.

I'm so gay, all of my fruity budgets are spilling out of my cankles!

by chai tea transguy October 11, 2020

shoe-string budget

the meager leftovers of a person min wage salary after necessities have been paid for.

stop taking out so much useless credit card debt; your shoe-string budget will probably increase by a considerable amount

by Sexydimma January 5, 2017

low budget maze runner

This is a fan movie, with the cutest, most incredible, sweetest, wonderful, and generally the best cast

someone: -who is that dancing to the music there "talk dirty-jason derulo"
someone 2: -this is a low budget maze runner cast, they are very funny and nice people

by gwennys November 28, 2021

Low Budget Gangster

Also referred to as Lbg.
Is a basic idea of someone who gets around with the lowest budget illegally and legally.

For An Example:
A Low Budget Gangster rides around in a cadillac with one rim
Or He tries to get around stealing and selling things
to pawn shops.
Which is low budget,
he is trying to look "Pimpin" or "Ballin" with low cash.

by Froot loops August 21, 2007

Black budget

The budget of your government that even your leader is not aware of. The Uber secret spending spree, think mi5, mi6, cia, asio, mossad or kopassus, FORGET IT, this is the shit that no-one talks about. Nasty shit like vaccuum bombs, laser blinding, audio disablers, Area 51. Try and imagine something nasty, they have already tried it out!

Why does this charge for a screwdriver come in at $4598?.
Oh yes sir thats got the black budget surcharge.
Whats the black budget?
What are you talking about "black budget", you are weird.

by yobbo April 25, 2003

stomach budget

Theoretical stomach capacity available for a meal, often used in the context of preparing for a large meal or buffet.

"Let's order the wings, a pizza, ribs and dessert".
"I don't know if I have the stomach budget for all that".

"OMG! Everything at this buffet looks amazing! Going to have to work out my stomach budget to make the most of this".

by thelonefoodie July 5, 2016