Get the national break up with your gf daymug. National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 22, 2023
Get the National break up daymug. 1. The end of a relationship, affair, fling or situations hip.
"Where's Nastya?"
"She broke up with me.."
2. The end of a band.
"Did you hear the Metal Skulls broke up?"
"Damn that sucks.."
3. The end of a political entities.
"The Soviet Union broke up in 1989."
4. The end of any other type of relationship or partnership.
"Where's Nastya?"
"She broke up with me.."
2. The end of a band.
"Did you hear the Metal Skulls broke up?"
"Damn that sucks.."
3. The end of a political entities.
"The Soviet Union broke up in 1989."
4. The end of any other type of relationship or partnership.
by KevH38 August 16, 2025
Get the Breaking Upmug. Today is april 19 which means its break up with your gf day! walk up to her and say my heart was full with your love but now its filled with coke and gin
HEy. Hey i think we need to break up i like coke and gin more than u it mean i dont want u and i want to move on
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
by power go April 19, 2023
Get the Tell your gf u wanna break upmug. I haven't seen you in a long time. You haven't returned my texts with the speed you normally do. You seem like you are kind of distant when we talk or text. Usually said to someone you are clearly not in a relationship with.
by muscratgrrl August 22, 2018
Get the are we breaking up?mug. 
Get the national break up with your gf daymug. A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. Later he will date someone who is close to her.
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
Get the break-up jockeymug.