Janet

A lady that rage baits people then calls the cops and plays victim.

Janet called the cops again

by Frogboy1 September 18, 2025

Janet Graham

A stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine who refuses to close schools and gets people hurt.

"Ugh, that stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine didn't close schools again and my son just died"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"

by xX_Epic_UwU_Xx January 30, 2019

Janet

Sweetish security guard, cute, loves spadukels, and vactimating apartments for money. Has no neck but makes up for it a nice... Personality.

"Wow look at that total Janet over there!"
"Wtf Janet, is wrong with you hello?"
"Vactimate this dick Janet."

by Daddy Wonka July 24, 2018

Janet Riley

National Hot dog and Sausage Council President and ‘Queen of Wien’

“I love my hamburgers like I like my sandwiches; the same way. But nothing compares to a good old wiener” - Janet Riley

by Cheeseburglar69 February 5, 2019

Janet

Janet is a being from the afterlife. Call their name and they will appear next to you and will do anything you require

"Nah I can't spell hydrocarbon.. Janet! How do you spell hydrocarbon?"

"Hydrocarbon is spell H y d r o c a r b o n "

"Thanks bro!"

by Pippin adventures February 14, 2022

The Janet Paradox

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.

If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.

by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025

janet april

The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.

I can't get enough of that Janet april

by Shiningknight60 April 26, 2022