Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

by Rucks May 13, 2025

flaccid whip

when you whip your flaccid penis across another's face/body/etc.

yo man last night this girl was being all grabby on my junk so I just pulled it out and gave her that flaccid whip

by cyanid369 May 16, 2020