He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.
Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
by Jake Stevens January 02, 2020
A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.
A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!
If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.
But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!
If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.
But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"
Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"
Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."
Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"
Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"
Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."
Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
by Captain fantastic. July 07, 2022
a little midget that goes to knole academy and gets the Mickie taken of him and he is soooo annoying that he would throw things at you and the more you say stop the more he carries on
by George pig July 06, 2018
by George pig July 06, 2018
A man in a show known as The 100 who was floated (AKA executed by being launched into space), for a very dumb reason, trying to leak important information. His daughter who had a good father-daughter relationship with him, has flashbacks about him in the first season. At one point, his daughter goes off on her mom when her mom says "Your father would be so proud of you" after she finds out (SPOILER)
Someone: I am going to watch "The 100", my friend recommended it to me.
After the third episode of the first season:
Someone: Bruh wtf this man (Jake Griffin), was floated (AKA executed by being launched into space) for a very stupid reason. One more thing: (SPOILER)
After the third episode of the first season:
Someone: Bruh wtf this man (Jake Griffin), was floated (AKA executed by being launched into space) for a very stupid reason. One more thing: (SPOILER)
by Avocado2004 March 16, 2021
Skylar and Jake are the perfect couple. Skylar usually finds her crush for Jake right after they start talking and Jake finds his shortly after. They are predicted to starting dating between June 15-17.
Skylar and Jake: *Talking and Laughinng*
Person 1: Omg is that Jake and Skylar talking?!
Person 2: OMG IT IS! They definitely like each other.
Person 1: Good thing it’s almost June 15-17
Person 1: Omg is that Jake and Skylar talking?!
Person 2: OMG IT IS! They definitely like each other.
Person 1: Good thing it’s almost June 15-17
by Hotgurlsummerbitch June 11, 2021