When you secure a girl who’s large chested and coat the slopes with cum then proceed to shit on her summits cuasing a catastrophe down below.
by DukeEfan May 15, 2018
Get the Foggy mountain mudslidemug. A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.
Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
by OrangeSoda75 November 19, 2023
Get the Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcaremug. Slang for when someone tries to justify a decision they made by giving a superficial meaning to their actions that doesn't make any sense, and/or is typically so transparent it's obvious to see that there was no thought put into said decision.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the new rims on Alex's honda civic? He said he gets like +50 horsepower from them!
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019
Get the Mountain with Wingsmug. Hugo Berg is a strange but smart creature. He tends to move around in Gullspång and he loves the smell of sweet sweet flowers. He doesen't take intrest in many things but the things he does take intrest in he tends to be really good at, one of these things is Sims where he spends his time building hoses and eating peanut butter. This creature is rarely seen because he usually spends his time curl up in his sex dungeon.
by ??????+ May 9, 2019
Get the Hugo Mountainmug. by the-all-giving August 30, 2022
Get the metaphor mountainmug. 1: Shoving a can or bottle of Mountain Dew up your butt because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
2: The giant poop you take after drinking too much Mountain Dew because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
2: The giant poop you take after drinking too much Mountain Dew because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
1: Person 1: That guy is such a tool.
Person 2: We should give him a Mountain
Dewdoo.
2: Person 1: She is such a tool.
Person 2: Yeah I hope she takes a Mountain Dewdoo from all that Mountain Dew she has been drinking.
Person 2: We should give him a Mountain
Dewdoo.
2: Person 1: She is such a tool.
Person 2: Yeah I hope she takes a Mountain Dewdoo from all that Mountain Dew she has been drinking.
by TanAir December 9, 2013
Get the Mountain Dewdoomug. by namefalgus September 3, 2021
Get the Fall Mountainmug.