Matthew is the first and last to make you smile everyday. He's always up for a hug and loves to make you laugh as well as play with your hair while you get lost in his blue marble eyes. He just wants you to know how much he cares about you.
by 0reopanda September 2, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Someone who is a casserole merchant. A person who also may have a fond interest in Alkenes and Prince Phillip…
by Jake Alexander B September 4, 2021
Get the Matthew D Bosleymug. by idrcaybh January 16, 2022
Get the Kartik, Matthew, and Ryanmug. Matthew de Graff has the biggest boobs ever.
He's the lamest kid to hang out with. He jiggles where ever he goes. He says he's a Pittsburgh penguins fan but actually he is a Toronto Maple leafs fan plus he likes to suck Tom Brady dick.
He's the lamest kid to hang out with. He jiggles where ever he goes. He says he's a Pittsburgh penguins fan but actually he is a Toronto Maple leafs fan plus he likes to suck Tom Brady dick.
Person 1: you know Matthew de graaf
Person 2: no who is he
Person 1: he's gay you don't wanna meet him
Person 2: no who is he
Person 1: he's gay you don't wanna meet him
by Savagekiller21 November 4, 2019
Get the Matthew de Graafmug. Big dicked man with the biggest dick in the world and is the best in the world at sex and gets all the girls he wants and has a friend named sack and sack has a small dick and gets no girls
by BDB. (Big dicked boy) June 29, 2015
Get the bryce matthew petersmug. Dave Matthews Band Syndrome (D.M.B.S.) is a negative characteristic of something, which is otherwise enjoyable, but you are forced to HATE because said something's fans lack the ability to shut the fuck up about how much they love it.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic suffers from Dave Matthews Band Syndrome. See also The New York Yankees, Metallica, and Harry Potter.
by Wood Sage April 12, 2013
Get the Dave Matthews Band Syndromemug. The worlds shitiest middle school. Everyone there is either white trash or a chollo. Its as if 9/11 had a child with the holocaust and raised it at a church for retarded children. The worst teacher by far is that stupid asian invasion, Mr "faggot ching chong" Sun. That fucker sucks major chode. His OWN chode. This asshole actually compares his students to his kids. HIS FUCKING CHINGALING KIDS. And its not like they're smarter than us. he just thinks they are. He actually has the audacity to tell his students he's fucking SUICIDAL!! Hes a mentally unstable acorned-dick dog eater. He's such a retard, he doesn't teach. All his dumb ass does is tell us "Maybe you could do better" WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK WE"RE TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIS MOMS FAVORITE CAT SOUP? Fuck this guy. Fuck him in his loose, yellow ass. Fuck this piece of shit school, too. All I did was say damn and the vice principle flips her shit.I...SAID...DAMN... i didn't say i raped your daughter. I swear to god I would rather cut of my ears and shove a dildo in the holes and down my throat instead of go back. Mr. Carlson a dick too. He picks favorites. And his son goes there too. He can go fuck his conservative ass with his laptop. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Hey do you know Matthew Gage Middle School ?
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.
by FUCKMRSUN April 5, 2016
Get the Matthew Gage Middle Schoolmug.