Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Jack: Yo I was so productive today
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
by Chillbro March 14, 2014
Get the You must have a runny nosemug. When u have no cheese
by Ye. Nan is amazing May 10, 2020
Get the I don’t have any cheesemug. An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.
Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."
by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017
Get the Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmasmug. A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.
by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019
Get the The fleas have reached your kneesmug. Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye
by KitKat28 October 2, 2012
Get the i have a fuck in my eyemug. This term is used in Japanese hentai normally filming a young child with a fold man this man is ready to have sexual intercouse with the young child (which in the west is considered pedophile) this man is then told “oni chan I have a dick” normally the man is not phased by this and goes in for the tight pum.
Oh oni chan I have dick if you forget
OH THAT DOESNT MATTER LOVE
The man below is a know sex offender
OH THAT DOESNT MATTER LOVE
The man below is a know sex offender
by Dengplural December 9, 2019
Get the Oni chan I have dickmug. If you believe that, "I have a bridge to sell you".
by Hezzah December 19, 2008
Get the "I have a bridge to sell you"mug.