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Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
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digital snout

A vape or ecig.
'Alright mate just going out for a digital snout, won't be a minute'
by snoutybanks100 April 22, 2019
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digitalholic

A condition in which a person has a desire or physical need to use their digital device, even though it has a negative impact on their life.
Sally couldn't resist looking at or using her phone, even when in conversation with others. She is a digitalholic.
by makaroni April 27, 2019
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Digii

Nibba that hits clips on CoD, and leads a badass team called @TeamColt
yo ur so digii!!1
by Linnx July 25, 2019
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digilante justice

Mob justice meted out over the internet.
Digilante justice was swift after I posted that comment about #unpopularTrump, when a crowd of white supremacists doxed me.
by JimBen August 6, 2019
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Digidurry

Heeey.. Can I have a hoon on your digidurry?
by Hawkeye NZ August 7, 2019
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Digitally Amish

People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.
My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.

I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.

He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.
by PunkRockHR December 5, 2019
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