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Cookies n Cream

It’s ice cream. Just... just ice cream.
I love ice cream, specifically cookies n cream.
by M0r1uus March 25, 2020
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ice cream sesh

a ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur mates and eat ice cream while listening to sad music and talk about what’s happening in live and u usually do this at night. me and my mates eat ice cream and listen to xxxtentacion and talk about our guy problems and spill tea and we usually cry at bit and make our bed or couch really comfortable and put pillows and blankets down and after awhile u turn the music off and watch tv and it’s the best thing to do with mates.

me and a mate made this up and love it
depressed mate: hey wanna have a ice cream sesh?
mate: yea sure, come over to mine for the night?
depressed mate: yea i’ll bring the ice cream

mate: sweet i’ll make the bed really comfortable and i’ll put the music on
depressed mate: sweet
by mad.hoe January 13, 2020
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Grinch Cream Pie

1. When your having sex with someone and when they go to climax they shit every where. 2. An actual cream pie with the grinches face on it.
“Dude I gave that girl a nasty grinch cream pie

“Bro sick”

“Yeah I gave her a grinch cream pie she said it was the best she had”

“Nice maybe you’ll go for a second date”
by Big nipple man September 17, 2019
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Oreo cream surprise

When you fuck a girl in the butt, then nut. Following the nut you pee as hard as you can. Keep your dick in the butt as long as you can. As you pull out tell her to release and it should let out a mixture of white and brown goodness.
My wife and I enjoyed a oreo cream surprise last night after the kids went to bed.
by Cdesh121 June 16, 2018
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backwards custard cream

The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.
mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!
by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016
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Fudge cakes and cream!

A swear word to replace the word f*ck when you're with children
by dogegobbyFFS September 30, 2016
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Community Cream Shake

When a female kneels with 10 or more males ejaculating onto her face. She cannot wipe anything off her face until every man has jizzed. When all man are finished, the smega is wiped into a glass, she gargles and swallows the community cream shake.
Dick: “Oh, did you go out on another date last night with more than one boyfriend?”
Jane: “yes I did, I went out with 9 boyfriends
Dick: “well, if you have one more boyfriends you can have a community cream shake”

- Don’t put my name in there
by Skippy Pippy June 17, 2019
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