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cocks on blocks

c'mon guys, its cocks on blocks time!
by someoneathts December 7, 2009
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blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.
Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.
by MacBetty July 31, 2017
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Blocking B

Blocking b is when you block a bitch who’s a cloud demon
by Instagram: simp.4nia February 13, 2022
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Flubber Block

When the girl is SO fat, the guy cant find the hole because her FLUBBER BLOCKS it.
Carly has a really big flubber block.
by Tanisha Dockhorn August 5, 2008
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tech-block

The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.
Don't try to use your phone here.

"Why?"

It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.

"Might as well turn it off."

Yup.
by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020
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Brock blocked

When a pro athlete's starting job is no longer available after returning from injury.
Jimmy G was proud he would be able to return for the playoffs, turns out he was Brock blocked!
by Clone49 January 10, 2023
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Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.
I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!
by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018
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