friend: the sky is blue
Me: why?
Friend:because it is.
Me: why?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: why?
Friend: SHUT THE FU-
Me: w h y?
Me: why?
Friend:because it is.
Me: why?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: why?
Friend: SHUT THE FU-
Me: w h y?
by ifyoureadthisurreallynoob August 14, 2022

by Emojiseavey December 13, 2019

IDK man, our parents decided having us was a good idea. Now we have unanswered questions like THIS in the world. Why?
by Charlie.The.Weird.One January 5, 2022

by hfalJNscvda. April 23, 2022

this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese
"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"
by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 12, 2025

Why you mad about what our name mean because your name has no meaning.
Hate is strong calm down
Your special in the eyes of your mother
Hate is strong calm down
Your special in the eyes of your mother
by Steph Dread November 23, 2021

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
