Small Dick Syndrome

When a man (most likely white) has to show off their toxic superiority by acting aggressively to overcompensate for their lack of manhood.

They will behave in such a manner that they believe it’s a public service announcement that people should know about that they have a small dick.

These men have developed a hatred for women that started with their own mother when she didn’t break it to them as a child that he will remain small for the rest of his life.

It is common for men with small dick syndrome to do the following;

- drive either a jacked up 4WD utility vehicle or a Holden Commodore
- does burnouts in residential areas in the rain or at 3am
- other throws his unwanted two cents on social media on how he is so much better than everyone else by treating those who he doesn’t perceive as “normal” as dog shit.
- abuse their intimate partners, including blaming them for their small dick

There’s many men today who have small dick syndrome cannot get over their mummy issues, are employed in toxic misogyny jobs such as politics, aviation, emergency services, military, trades, hospitality or professional sport.

Once a man with small dick syndrome has been called out for their behaviour especially by a woman, they find it an extremely touchy subject, because they cannot believe a woman can see through their bullshit.
*Stranger gives help on social media by commenting several times a similar post of their experiences of product or service*

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Why do you care to even post the same thing on so many comments? Get over yourself you dumb bitch!

Stranger: I’m sorry that mommy didn’t break it to you gently enough for your fragile ego to cope that you have small dk syndrome.

We don’t need to know all about what you’re not packing.

Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Fuck you, slut, you sound like a person with an unhealthy obsession with my dick.

Stranger: No I am female, I can see right through your bullshit.
by FartLady77 May 23, 2022
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Small Dick Syndrome

The condition which compells men, especially individuals named Oliver to overcompensate their lack of manhood by expressing they have a large penis or by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome
That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from Small Dick Syndrome
by Smalldicko42 November 22, 2021
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big tee small girl

One fucking bad ass tiny girl who knows how to fuck you up on a spiritual level
That big tee small girl fucks
by hood! November 23, 2021
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Small Ng

Small Ng is a D&T teacher in La Salle College(LSC).His English Level is so poor and in his lesson, he always ask students to standup for the whole lesson.He is usually being called 8745 in LSC.45 is similar to the Chinese pronunciation of small NG.
Student A:What Is the next lesson?

Student B:8745

Student A:Wtf... D&T again!
Student A:What Is the next lesson?

Student B:Small Ng again
Student A:Wtf... D&T again!
by Strong boy November 04, 2021
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Pierson's Small Brain

Pierson's small brain is another word for a brain that has been deformed. The person with Pierson's Small Brain usually have learning disabilities and wont be able to keep up with the other kids in their school.
Im sorry, i have one of Pierson's Small Brains
by heypiersonwhatsup October 03, 2019
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Decently averagely small

Basically the opposite of decently averagely tall. You are smaller than an average human but not as small as a small person
I mean compared to Joe you are decently averagely small
by Aguyontheinternetwholikeswords December 14, 2021
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