squirrel

Someone who is so idiotic that they are as dumb as a squirrel.
Can also be used when someone does something very stupid and embarrassing.

Wow, that squirrel Nicole, was standing in the elevator doors for too long, so it started beeping and she completely flipped out.

by reynoldswrap27alex April 09, 2011

squirrel

The act of being distracted, drawn away from something

Friend 1: So when and where are we going?
Friend 2: We are leaving at 3pm to go to... (looks to his/her side) OH!! SQUIRREL!!!!

by Hibiki Hanks January 17, 2012

Squirrel

A pet name for someone you love. (Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse, etc.) Coined by Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 in their song Hello, featured on the EP 'But You Caint Use My Phone"

I missed you, Squirrel. Don't change, Squirrel.

by KewTy January 29, 2017

squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)

john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"

by penisparker_ October 03, 2022

Squirrel

A man who loves to eat pie and gets fucked by an angel of the lord. He is given the name by the King of Hell or his close fans.

Crowley: So, where's Squirrel?
Sam: Don't worry about Dean.

by DeanlikestogetfuckedbyCas February 10, 2021

Squirrel

Parallel to Dibs and Shotgun, but only refers to girls

Ariel: "Man, Naomi is sooo hot!"
Amnon: "Yeah, Squirrel!"

by AssBlaster99 February 21, 2010

squirrel

A mammal with a bushy tail
Typically very...interesting
Also very aggressive

Dug: Squirrel!
Carl: Pay attention.

by UncleMonty_01 January 29, 2023