vagina egg magic

The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies

Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.

by I like butts June 25, 2014

magic purple juice

its codine or lean

dude what is this it tastes like ass?!
it’s that magic purple juice

by lil boy yung man November 2, 2019

Voodoo Cig Magic

When an old smoker lady unleashes the full spectrum of nicotine addiction by using her words

Yo that witch cast some crazy voodoo cig magic on me last night. I think I’m infertile

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020

Magic Milk Cheeks

the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.

"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."

by 4Bros August 4, 2013

Magic School Bus

After 23 years Arnold still thinks he might be going on a normal field trip

Please let this be a normal field trip
FUCK YOU ARNOLD
Do Do the Magic School Bus

by Horny8YearOldRobloxian12345678 June 8, 2018

Magic School Bus

When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.

Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.

by bawesomeb September 17, 2019

Magic shell hulk

To paint one's flacid penis green, then dip the aforementioned painted penis in magic shell giving it a hard chocolate coating. Upon obtaining an erection, the newly green dick breaks free from its chocolate barrier in a Hulk-like Fashion. Hulk smash!

"You should have seen the look on that chicks face when I magic shell Hulked for her"

by Definatly Not Anthony August 22, 2012