A very long chair

It's a very long chair. What did you expect?

Jerry: Hey, Matt, look at my new chair!
Matt: Wow, that's a very long chair!

by CATCAT11 March 21, 2020

long time no holler

a ghetto gangster way of saying long time no see

"Yo jimmy, long time no holler, dawg"

by IDoPython January 12, 2015

Long Neck Willy

gersons stupid ass

gerson is a fat fuck, aka a long neck willy

by juupitur January 25, 2022

Joey Tyler Long

The funniest , kindest , and sexiest guy you will ever encounter . He can sling the best dick and will make you squirt all over the place . He also can eat the booty like groceries . He is very giving but can be a fucking ASSHOLE AND A FAT LITTLE CHODE WHEN HE IS MAD . But you need a Joey in your life . He has a fucking SCHLONGGGGG !!!!

You: wow he’s so nice and funny . What’s his name ?

Savannah: That is Joey Tyler Long .

by AnonBadBixchhhh November 8, 2019

Long-Term Borrow

To "borrow" something from someone or somewhere with limited plans to return it in the near future. (Also known as LTB.)

I long-term borrowed some beer mugs from the tavern.

by Potsticker Petal August 8, 2008

Long Distance Shooting

The cyber-sexual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via Skype.

Because he couldn't give Dolly a facial, Lloyd got her on Skype and did some long distance shooting.

by makeitsoundsexy June 7, 2016

long-necked horses

them weird orange spotted things that eat leaves and look like horses but with a long neck

`hey ethan what sare those long-necked horses over there`
`john thats a fucking girraffe`

by theredrichard December 30, 2019