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Friend Zoned

When life shits all over you and you want to kill yourself
Pour one out to all the everyone who has been friend zoned.
by Ese Loco Ghost January 7, 2017
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sister friend

A person who is always there for you. Similar to a best friend but more, someone you hope will be in your life forever, she will be in your wedding and you two know eachother like sisters would.
Not developed with time, a person you meet and just know they are your sister friend.
I miss my sister friend, but physical distance can't keep us apart.
by BabyK87 February 25, 2010
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true friend

Sam. We will never forget you. You greeted everyone like they meant the world to you. Never once did i hear or see you be mean to someone. You are a hero from MMUHS that noone will ever forget.
11-21-2006
WE LOVE YOU
you were a ttrue friend to everyone
by us. to you November 22, 2006
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friends with bonuses

Similar to friends with benefits but more infrequent; maybe only several times a year. Benefits, like with your job, are something that you can always rely on. With bonuses, it's generally a surprise and maybe only one or two times per year, typically around the holidays.
We're not friends with benefits, we only make out around the holidays. We're more like friends with bonuses.
by SUPERMANrs September 26, 2010
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Yellow Friend

i suggest you'll prefer sushi for lunch, my little yellow friend.
by red friend October 31, 2009
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filler friend

An acquaintance that you invite to important functions such as weddings and baby showers, but wouldn't normally hang out with otherwise. Like a carnation is a filler flower in a bouquet, the filler friend gives out the illusion that you have more friends than you actually do.
Since my fiance invited all of his hockey team to our wedding, I sent out an invitation to all of my filler friends so that I won't look like a loser with no friends at my wedding.
by Pixiegrrrrrl December 9, 2008
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friends that fuck

A friend with which you occasionaly engage in sexual activity ranging from mutual masterbation to oral sex to intercourse. A true "FTF" relationship seldom involves kissing. If your kissing, its probably more than just a friend.
by David Inside Intel May 7, 2003
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