Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

Mongolian Unicorn

When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it

"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"

by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 23, 2022

Unicorn

Transgender male to female. Simplest way to put it.

“She’s a unicorn. Her peni# is huge”

by Anniethebell February 2, 2022

deadpool unicorn

The unicorn that Deadpool gets off to.

Johnny: “dang man is that the Deadpool unicorn”
Bob: “the one and the same”

by Kallumbacker December 27, 2020

unicorn play

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your forehead and fucking someone with it, either in the vagina or anus

My neck is still sore from the unicorn play from last night. I'm not used to all that thrusting with my forehead.

by Unicorn Player December 28, 2020

Unicorns

Majestic stabby horses

You really saw one of those majestic stabby horses wait, are they called unicorns?

by Just doing silly random stuff December 29, 2020