Unicorn Spit

When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.

Im gonna teach the bro's mrs what unicorn spit is!

by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024

Kissing the Unicorn

Sucking Cock, A reference to the music video "Blow" by Kesha.

Yo home girl why don't you come over to my house later to start kissing the unicorn in my pants?

by Kissing the Unicorn March 09, 2011

Unicorn asbestos

Glitter.

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.

That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.

Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?

by theeeepeppermintbutler March 02, 2018

Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 22, 2021

Unicorn Points

Any player that scores over 7.5 points against Meli on any given matchday

Of course Brownhill comes up with 35 unicorn points against Meli

by UncornPoints101 March 06, 2022

Sexual Unicorn

A person who is pretty much up for any kind of sexual act.

"Miranda really enjoyed watching me gargle on sauerkraut, whilst I noshed off on her chest. She's a rare find!... she's a sexual unicorn!"

by gohamorgohome April 11, 2024

spicy unicorn

Covering a dildo in hot sauce, strap to your forehead and insert accordingly…

George asked Tom, did you give her the spicy unicorn last night?

by Brooke bick February 28, 2025