Mummed

Being very drunk or under the influence of something

I was so mummed last night!

by Manekchop August 27, 2025

lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

YOUR MUM

SO MOTHERFUCKING BIG TITS

Hello there handsome girl
OMG ITS YOUR MUM! SHE IS SO SEXXXXYYYYYYYXYXYXYX

by Mano132 December 13, 2021

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019

What's your mum?

Used as a comeback when someone insults you,
or just when someone says anything really..

Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?

Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?

Etc.

by Letty : ) April 17, 2008