Mum

1: a word americans can’t spell bc there dumb asf.

2: in plural (Mums) means that you swear on your mums life.

3: chavs use “ya mum” as an insult.

1: BOI, YOU BRITISH PEOPLE CANT SPELL MOM CORRECTLY. ITS MUM.

2
A: ite your not gonna tell anyone.
B: Mums.

3: ya mum so dumb she went to the dentist to connect to blutooth.

by XxTaxne February 24, 2019

ur mum

gay

jim: ugh you are so stupid
carl: ur mum gay
jim:*ligit fucking dies*

by Your_local_lesbian December 30, 2019

Mum

Your mother, a person in your life you don't know what you'd do without. Even if you're mad you still love her. She is always there for you and will do anything for you.

My mum is the most spectacular person on Earth.

by krazy_kookoo!!! January 9, 2021

YOUR MUM

if you dont get good grades, you are gon’ FEEL THE PAIN.

YOUR MUM looks very angry right now

by catso200 October 31, 2022

your mum

maternal insult

your mum!

by Master Bitchington January 28, 2022

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

Your mum

defining something big and fat
sometimes hot

Greefy: he look at that big plane over there. I wonder whats the dimensions of it
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.

by deez_slimy May 15, 2022