Canadian Man-breaker

another word for anal sex

After John and Bill gorilla in the misted all night, Bill finally gave John a Canadian Man-breaker in the shower.

by David Painter September 1, 2008

Canadian Salty Fries

When a girl uses french fries as an anal dildo then sprinkles her pubes on them and eats them.

Andy- Hey man wanna get some Canadian Salty Fries with me?
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}

by ABuurges January 4, 2013

Canadian king of swing

appartently it's micheal bublé. good for him.

omg omg omg omg! I love bublé he's the Canadian king of swing!!

by chomple chomple May 17, 2010

Canadian Cocksucking Championships

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.

Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.

by gavint November 14, 2012

Canadian hot spot

an abonormally large blister on the end or middle of one's dick

After fucking a handful of melted peeps, the heat rash gave me a Canadian hot spot.

by Brian E O February 26, 2007

French Canadian Kissing

Licking someone else's teeth. Just like Canadian bacon is not quite bacon, French Canadian kissing is not quite French kissing.

French Canadian kissing is often shown on television

by Spinky May 24, 2006

canadian heritage moments

Historical shorts whose goal is to make Canadian history as boring, lame, and respectable as possible. The actors appear to be given about 35 seconds to rehearse the script, which usually appears to have been written in about four minutes (by a friend of the producer's). They are the quintessential product of upper-class Canadian culture -- a condescending attempt to interest the proles in "their" history.

"Oh, you crazy Canadian kids!" is an actual line from a Canadian Heritage Moment.

by Papa B-16 May 10, 2005