The Shawnee Cleaver

A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.

“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”

“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”

“Aw man…”

by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025

The Shawnee Alien

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025

“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”

by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025

Yankees Shawn

The biggest Yankee fan there is and hates the bahastan red sax . He loves to intimidate people and speak high pitched

Jimmy : Is that Yankees Shawn approaching us

Carl: yes it is

Yankees Shawn : Since ur all Bahastan Red Sax fans, ur going to die , hehehehehehe

by Biggest tips fan August 10, 2025

Yankees Shawn

The biggest Yankee fan there is and hates the bahastan red sax . He loves to intimidate people and speak high pitched

Jimmy : Is that Yankees Shawn approaching us

Carl: yes it is

Yankees Shawn : Since ur all Bahastan Red Sax fans, ur going to die , hehehehehehe

by Biggest tips fan August 10, 2025

Drunk Shawn

A person that loves to get beer at the Dollar General store, is anti-social, and eats corn the long way.

You see that dumb fuck over there! That's a Drunk Shawn.

by Micro Penis 1980 October 12, 2025

The Marshawn Shawndis

A deliberate and powerful wet fart attributed to the fact that one does not want to get fined.

The Seahawks running back has let caused discord in the locker room due to his propensity to enactThe Marshawn Shawndis.

by Shawndis March 17, 2016

no promises by shawn

"no promises" is one of Shawn Mendes best songs, and belongs to Paula @wishmewonder !

+that's a good song!
-well, it's no promises by shawn mendes, of course it is

by wishmewonder November 9, 2020