kei

tbh were the gayest things alive. not sorry 🤭

OMG MY BSF KEI IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT😨

by keiiiiii May 9, 2022

Brown Key

Where one shits on a keyboard.

Brown Key

by Calern7 April 22, 2023

thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech

"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"

by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010

Key (Qistina)

very cool swag malaysian person

likes kibbies and is an otter mom

Person: omg keyyyy
Key (Qistina): get some bitches

by seabxn June 2, 2022

Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.

James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"

by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012

I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020