The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.
Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
by HumanBean123 July 6, 2021
A drug addict. Will accidentally get someone pregnant and then leave 2 days later. Acts cool infront of juniors and seniors. Plays hockey. Says he’s gonna stop smoking but always end up high. Ily
by Hayden Pratt November 1, 2019
joseph petite is a friendly at that loves to eat pie. Joseph petite loves everyone and everything , his catchphrase is "sarah don't eat my noodles "
by josephpetite April 21, 2020
by Heuehebsuiddnusjdhdh February 23, 2022
by BLH34 February 15, 2017
Absolute top goal scorer when it comes to free kicks. Plays all the fifa he can get. Very short tempered. ALSO PULLS ALL THE YOUNGER GIRLS
by Joe who ? May 18, 2021