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Internet Explorer

A app that’s always preinstalled on those damn PCs. They advertise it as a tool for browsing, but Microsoft doesn’t want you to know it’s a tool for downloading the latest version of the BALL-KICKING Mozilla Firefox.
Gary: What browser do you use?
Quince: “Firefox, but did you hear about Internet Explorer? It’s the best browser for downloading other browsers like Firefox!
Gary: NO WAY! I’ll be sure to check it out!
by WHY ARE THERE NO PSEUDONYMS RE November 23, 2020
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Bad Internet

Romans internet because he always lags out in COD
Damn Roman why did you leave the game
Sorry bro I have bad internet
by BennyCBoy December 26, 2020
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internet gold

a form of media an individual discovers unexpectedly, particularly media that is considered unique, rare, or "too good to be true" thus, coining the phrase, "This is internet gold."
Friend #1: "Dude, I can't believe I found this old VHS rip uploaded to youtube! It's so rare!"
Friend #2: "Totally, this is internet gold."
by tokenasianfriend February 26, 2021
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Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.
Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022
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Internet Comment

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.
by JohnDickington July 11, 2022
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Internet God

Internet God is an alternate of Chad but stronger,this version of Chad is supported by Chad because he worships his chadness
Someone:I don't hate people for being a furry nor a dream sexual
Someone 2:Good for you.
Someone:Plus I think twitter is not a community full of clowns,they are just the 1st evolution of humans,they will improve eventually
Someone 2:You are an internet God
by SomeSpyPlayer123 (noimnot) December 7, 2021
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