by Erm what the sigma!! June 2, 2024

The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶
EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.
and they make babies 👶
EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.
by jorgeeman February 15, 2024

A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond
by Zesaeit July 11, 2024

by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025
