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Gooning

An adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude.
Person 1: "Hey bro what're you gonna do at the FNAF movie premiere"
Person 2: "I plan on gooning the entire length of it!"
Person 1: "Person 2... we need to talk"
by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado November 26, 2023
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Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals
He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch
by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022
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the goon

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person
Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy
by anxxss November 3, 2022
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Moon Gooning

Similar to gooning;

Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.

Often completed in groups.

Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.

Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!
by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023
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gooning

Australian slang to be drunk on cheap cask wine
OH YEEEeeeah Brah Lets Get Some Goon AND go Gooning
by COWMAN334322 May 24, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.
"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023
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Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.
Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!
by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024
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