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Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants
I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.
by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023
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Goon Squad

The most beautiful, intellectual, sexy, young, fun to be around group of girls you’ll ever meet. They have the best fashion sense and are incredibly good looking. They always have moves and every guy wants to rizz them. If you ever get the chance to even look at the Goon Squad, you’ll never stop thinking about it.
by Imalovernotahater October 22, 2023
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goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.
That prick is a goon jockey.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025
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pre match goon

My friend Brodie had a pre match goon before going in to do bonnie blue
by Manbilly999 March 21, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.
"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023
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Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.
Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!
by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024
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