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breakfast emergency

In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.
"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!

"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."

"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes

"No, I'm sure."

"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!

"Okay"

"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!
by Roland1999 March 14, 2011
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Ibor City Breakfast

After picking up an Ibor City Stripper, or similar whore, return to her gross apartment and engage in anal sex. As you are about to orgasm, withdraw and place the first spurt into her face, uninvited. Jam the pulsing dick into her vagina, then anus. Sometimes referred to the Danny D , but with a variation. You have become a legend if you can complete the Ibor City Breakfast.
Check it out, after you guys left Mercedes and I went to her place. We hooked up and, I was in her butt about to go, and I completed an Ibor City Breakfast!
by Cuss Longshot June 19, 2019
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Breakfast Maker

When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.
My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works
by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017
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Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.
‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept
by McBeal September 25, 2018
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Essex breakfast

by jmp28 February 22, 2022
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Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.
Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.
by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015
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Nails for breakfast without any milk

It means your vary tough
Nails for breakfast with no milk was something from hat show spongebob squarepants wher the main character spongebob tries to go to a place called the salty spittoon
Fish: Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you
Other fish: how tough am i?! How tough am i?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
Fish: yeah so?
Other fish: Without any milk.
Fish: right this way sorry to keep you waiting

Nails for breakfast without any milk
by The person who did your mom August 14, 2022
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