Chesteritis

The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.

"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".

by Lord Diz October 17, 2022

Chester Breezy

When you punch a bitch that’s trying to stab you.

She tried to stab me so I pulled a “Chester Breezy” on her ass

by Dart Dimpson October 26, 2022

Chesticles

Like how some men have testicles, some women have chesticles. Its another word for breast, boob and tit.

Those are really big chesticles

by t0astedmocha October 28, 2022

Chester

Me. My name is Chester and I've read a few definitions of my awesome name but since I'm Chester I get to decide the definition now. So here it is:

Just some ginger with two personality traits:

1. Being really flirtatious.

2. Being rude and violent.

Also tends to have things such as "I <3 MILFS" and "BALLS <3" written on their shoes.

Also I'm the best Chester so frick that stupid little cheeto tiger, I hope he dies alone and sad.
-C.G.

Chester: Hey Bea, on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the one you need ;)
Bea: Stop it. Just shut up.
Chester: Well it's not my fault you platonically married me and had two very real kids with me (BEA IS GETTING EXPOSED FOR BEING A BAD WIFE >:) !!!!!!)

by ImAGoblin975 November 28, 2022

Chessy bird

Sassy bitch who will, beat you a inch away from death for feeding her the wrong bird food

BRO YOUR SUCH A chessy bird

by Bigger than biggest boy 69 November 29, 2022

Chester

a CHild molESTER.

You remember that fat, creepy, asshole P.E. teacher Mr. Diddler? Turns out he was a chester...he got caught jerkin off a retarded kid in the shower.. then they found out he'd wanked off another half dozen boys, all down with the syndrome! I knew he was a fucking Chester dude...while we were running the mile he was milkin mongos for his salt malts.

by D3ATHW15H December 23, 2022

Chesting

A motor boat in wich the woman twists to move her breasts and the partner does no work. She just moves in a way that will move her breasts between the other person's head.

She wanted to motorboat me but I prefer chesting

by ShortBitchWithHugeBalls December 26, 2022