an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.
"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"
by fireant812 August 17, 2023
Get the zach jokemug. Jokes no longer exist. It's 2020 and everyone gets offended by the dumbest shit. I wish the world wasn't like this :c
Pedro Pony: I told her, that's not my dog that's my wife
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude
Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke
Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony
Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me
Pedro Pony: No wait, please
Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time
Pedro Pony: Nooo!
Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right
Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude
Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke
Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony
Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me
Pedro Pony: No wait, please
Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time
Pedro Pony: Nooo!
Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right
Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!
by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020
Get the Jokemug. He/she was never the funny kind of joke, since he/she always tried to act tough/scary, or like another person.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
Get the Jokemug. 
by redcrayon69 July 12, 2025
Get the National Joke Daymug. Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
by thurb June 28, 2023
Get the Not a joke. On my word as a Bidenmug. when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand
jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you
by anonymous January 31, 2022
Get the thinking jokemug.