Greatest of all time, salty

An expression used to show you are jealous of someone's success.

"Aw man you the greatest of all time, salty... "

by Syedster April 16, 2022

The Salty Volcano

When you cum after 6 months

John hadn't wanked for six months, when he finally did he produced the salty volcano

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys July 15, 2017

Salty spittoon

When he comes in your mouth, you make it come out of your eyeball and shoot it back in his mouth.

Omg Cameron gave Tarynn a salty spittoon and it was so cool!

by Bitchinkristoff May 12, 2018

Salty Mother Fucker

Allan Green aka. Pricey

Oh look at that salty mother fucker, oh yeah you mean Pricey aka alphagolf90

by Consuela Banana Hammock February 3, 2018

salty load

A mans sperm or cum

Giuseppi likes to cop a salty load

by Jamiefox101 July 24, 2016

Salty's Law of Opposites

When Salty asks you to do something, do the complete opposite.

"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."

by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022

salty sandy screamer

A sandy screamer that uses salt mixed into the sand.

That salty sandy screamer hurt WAY worse than a regular sandy screamer.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010