Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024

Some would say that those planes were hijacked on September 11th 2001, well I’d argue that the United States was hijacked.
Damn, it’s really a shame what’s happening to the United States of America. It’s really starting to look like Afghanistan. Only this time the terrorists are the CIA.
by Bill Jiden September 12, 2023

by Infintile fetus July 17, 2018

America is a funny girl who has gone through an emo phase, does what she wants to hair and very obsessive over things. Caring person who loves her friends, but deep inside can be shady, but it's okay. Don't mess with her.
America will cut a bitch.
by urmumhoe February 22, 2017

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