Cruzing The Internet

The act of watching illicit adult material online while simultaneously stimulating oneself

Dude, did you see Ted Cruz's Twitter last night? He was totally Cruzing the internet

by Throwaway181 September 18, 2017

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011

Internet explorer

An internet browser which takes a long time to load even if you have good internet.

Guy: Hey have you finished the project?
Guy 2: No, I can only use internet explorer so I'm not even half done.

by __Monotone__ October 24, 2016

Wet Internet

Porn on the internet

Damn Metehan, you're always surfing that wet internet!

by totalfuckup August 14, 2014

internet neighbor

noun. Somehow, you and your internet neighbor inhabit the same internet realm and are exposed to the same internetz even without concious sharing.

K: "Did you read that article about XYZ?"
D: "Ya"
K:"Did I send it to you?"
D: "No, I had already read it -- we're internet neighbors!"

by The Protragsinato January 27, 2015

internet bowser

internet browser but mario

my internet bowser fucked peach

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

Internet Comment

FUCKING. INSANITY.

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.

by JohnDickington July 11, 2022