unicorn forn horn

So me and my cousins were in Florida and we were talking about the nasty and then my cousin says we need to make a code word for a dick and then my other cousin said Unicorn Forn Horn and we haven’t changed it since and btw that was in October 2018

Lucas: bro how longs your unicorn forn horn
Mason: it’s 1 inch
Lucas: bro get some forn pills

by unicornfornhorn March 10, 2021

Generous Unicorn

The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, then while laying on his back, another man inserts the dildo into his ass and begins to ride it, then the man laying down gives a hand job and licks the the other mans balls as they land on his face during the dildo riding, while also jerking himself off. Then after both parties ejaculate, they mix their cum together and open mouth kiss with the mixture in both their mouths.

Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?

by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021

bermuda unicorn triangle

When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.

UR bro: dump that bitch she's nuts!

You: But... (bermuda unicorn triangle)

by anonymous February 18, 2022

Unicorn Snap

The act of sticking the male genitalia inside the mouth of a Poopsie Slime Surprise toy and breaking your dick's crown.

John: "Did you hear that Henry got hospitalized? Apparently he got Unicorn Snapped."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."

by Incognito_420 February 24, 2021

Unicorn Horn

When in a 69 and she shits on the partners head then proceeds to ride the shit like a horn

My girlfriend gave me a Unicorn Horn and rode her shit in her pussy

by Peewee76 May 6, 2022

Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag

"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"

by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022

Unicorn

Horses with a horn on their head which are often seen in fictional stories.
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"

Girl: I want to see a Unicorn
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night

by Fredzillian November 20, 2019