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Jabar/River

Jabar/River (noun)
Pronunciation: /jah-bar ˈri-vər/
Plural: Jabar/Rivers
Variants: Jabar-River, Jabarriver (poetic use)

Definition:
A man who has never experienced sexual intimacy, often reaching adulthood or beyond without ever crossing that threshold. The term combines emotional stillness with inner depth—desire unfulfilled, yearning unexpressed, and a life lived in quiet restraint.

He is not necessarily celibate by vow or ideology, nor involuntarily isolated by rejection. Instead, a Jabar/River is defined by the particular emotional and existential state of being untouched, yet fully capable of deep feeling—like a river that flows endlessly but has never spilled over its banks.

Etymology & Symbolism:
Jabar: A name or title, drawn from Semitic roots meaning “mighty,” “restrained,” or “one who compels.” It suggests self-control, quiet strength, or an unshaken core.

River: A natural metaphor for emotion, desire, and the passage of time. Rivers can be calm or wild, shallow or bottomless—but in this case, the river flows within, hidden and never breached.

Together, Jabar/River represents a man whose capacity for desire and connection exists, but remains internal—felt, but never physically acted upon.

Core Traits of a Jabar/River:
Sexually Uninitiated – Has never engaged in sexual acts, either by personal choice, social circumstance, emotional blockage, or absence of opportunity.
“He’s a Jabar/River—gentle and distant, as if he’s carrying a thousand untouched memories that never happened.”

“To touch him would be like disturbing a still lake that’s waited years for the wind.”
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River

1. A landform with water that flows into a bigger river, a tributary, a lake, or an ocean
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river shitter

River shitters AKA Indian people not native Americans but Red Dot Indians. They are known to shit in rivers and streams because they have no plumbing.
I went to Calcutta and I seen all of their people shitting in the river therefore they are river shitters
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River

River is so kind
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River City Snowie

A method of freebasing methamphetamine when access to clean water and spoons is limited. Residents of lowland housing in River City will use their own semen as solvent to dissolve meth so at to make it liquid enough to inject directly.
Man, the water's been cut off and all of my spoons have been stolen. I'm gonna have to make a River City Snowie of I want this crystal.
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Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
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