Noah Malonga

One of the best friends you could ever ask for. He’ll make you happy whenever your down. If you ever meet a Noah in your life then your lucky.

“Did you know Noah Malonga scored 15 against ONL” “Nah but I’m sure he went crazy

by sir.dd_33 November 23, 2021

Noah and Destinee

The hottest couple you will ever meet. Noah is funny and such a goofball and Destinee is loving and passionate. they make the perfect couple

girl 1: Noah and Destinee make a perfect couple

by Jill–24 May 8, 2022

noah lackey

A person (usually a man) that attracts every girl he passes in a sexually intimidating way. He is the sexiest man on earth.

Wow! Bro look at that noah lackey!

by Cade morevil May 28, 2019

Noah Rain

A small reference to the story of Noah and his arc found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God planned to flood the earth with rain and instructed Noah to build an arc to survive.

Noah Rain: Raining hard as crap, to the point where it is hard to drive, hard to see out of windows, and potentially causes flooding.

"Damn, this is like Noah Rain right now. I cant even see the road." rain storm SHOWERS

by DawnMay May 27, 2014

Noah

The strongest and cutest person you will ever meet, if he is your friend, K.I.T, if he is your boyfriend, marry him, he is strong, he has perverted humor but isn't a perv, he is multi-trick pony he never stops surprising his friends, and he is the best person ever

"Wow every girl just Immediately went for him"
"Yep that's Noah for you"

by Elizabith is good March 13, 2021

Noah

Noah, also called Atze, is a friend who pulls out a gun if shit happens.

Guy 1: Brat, give me the money
Guy 2: No fucking way, Noah come over.
Girl 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9: Omg

by BigTPump March 8, 2022

Noah

Noah is a sweet, awkward guy who also manages to be a player. When his friends are not around, he is extremely sensitive and can be socially awkward. Some people in his friend group find him annoying but others make deep connections with him. He loves getting with girls, but often falls for people out of his league and ends up with unpopular girlfriends. He does not mind this, but his friends make fun of him. He cries easily and hates doing dirty work. Sometimes his friends ditch him and he has to hang out with younger people. If you have a Noah in your life, be nice to him and make a connection.

Boy "Ew why are you dating her."
Noah "Because she is my friend."
Boy "She is your rebound, you are too good for her. We will now ditch you."
Noah Cries.

by klasjdkuwaefjawnf October 15, 2020