Keys

Formerly kys (kill yourself) but due to social media censorship keys has sufficed

*a woke person posts a cringe video*

You comment "keys"

by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 7, 2025

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Get the Keysmug.

scroll lock key

A key that nobody uses and should be removed as well as the delete, end, port sync, page up/down, pause and insert key.

what the?!?!? you are actually using the scroll lock key? What a loser!

by a sponge called bob March 28, 2025

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Get the scroll lock keymug.

Key (Qistina)

very cool swag malaysian person

likes kibbies and is an otter mom

Person: omg keyyyy
Key (Qistina): get some bitches

by seabxn June 2, 2022

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Get the Key (Qistina)mug.

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.

James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"

by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012

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