morning rump

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump

My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.

by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023

Cody In the Morning

Codys eyebrows ruffle up in the morning

"you shouldve seen cody in the morning"

by pixies dirt May 23, 2022

I Have Class In The Morning

This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.

"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."

by Panahka February 21, 2022

good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 7, 2018

Salty Morning

When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth

Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?

by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022

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by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 2, 2020

Have you taken your morning meds?

Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason

18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?

by Jack Spank9049 January 3, 2023