a cut down used when one person realizes that they have been cut down and dont have anythig good to say.
smart: hey dude why dont you go to the doctor and ask him to find a ghostly outline of where your balls used to be and have him put some new ones on
retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM
retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM
by cumshot22 April 15, 2003
Get the your mom mug.by Mr. Cackosaurus March 2, 2008
Get the Mark's Mom mug.1)The answer to every question that I ask anyone at my high school. Often said by either a) people who think it's fucking hilarious b) people who think it's fucking hilarious to make fun of people who think it's fucking hilarious, or c) people who are telling you to fuck off.
2) The person who gave birth to you. But not me.
2) The person who gave birth to you. But not me.
1) (when I was a freshman noob)
Me: Hey, upperclassman senior man, could you please tell me where the bathroom is?
Upperclassman who think's he's fucking hilarious: Yeah, it's over near your mom. Fucking freshmen. (goes off to laugh with his senior freinds about how hilarious freshmen are)
2) I heard your mom was diagnosed with cancer the other day. Sure glad she's not my mom!
Me: Hey, upperclassman senior man, could you please tell me where the bathroom is?
Upperclassman who think's he's fucking hilarious: Yeah, it's over near your mom. Fucking freshmen. (goes off to laugh with his senior freinds about how hilarious freshmen are)
2) I heard your mom was diagnosed with cancer the other day. Sure glad she's not my mom!
by noonsun December 9, 2008
Get the your mom mug.A White Mom is someone who shoves dry, unseasoned ass chicken down your damn throat.
To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.
- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies
To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.
- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies
(Me) Dude, I hate White Moms, yesterday I was at my friend Brian's house, and his mom was a bitch
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...
by ZaUrbanDOOD May 8, 2020
Get the White Mom mug.some cute word that stemmed off of soccer mom, probably because gov. sarah palin lives on a block of ice.
by rickrock January 15, 2009
Get the hockey mom mug.The loveliest realist people you can possibly ever meet, who love to live life to the fullest and don’t regret anything, it may be hard sometimes but it’s all worth it in the end as they have something other teenagers have for example a child, someone to always be their for and be a role model for, but sometimes it’s difficult so don’t get pregnant on purpose but support teen moms out their already you never know when they might need it. :)
Guy to girl: that girl is a whore as she is only 16 and is pregnant so she’s a teen mom
Girl to guy: I bet you she is already done with prejudice opinions and is probably the nicest person you will ever meet.
Guy to girl: sorry..
Girl to guy: I bet you she is already done with prejudice opinions and is probably the nicest person you will ever meet.
Guy to girl: sorry..
by Wonderlandqueen17050 November 3, 2019
Get the Teen mom mug.an amazing term used to describe anything you feel like. origins: dh ms ice hockey/napolean dynamite.
by holla back March 14, 2005
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