New Jersey Hair Gel

When you cum in some chick's hair.

DUDE, DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A NEW JERSEY HAIR GEL!!!! THAT'S GONNA TAKE ME, LIKE, A FUCKING HOUR TO WASH OUT!!!!!!

by Samwell52408801245 June 5, 2011

Patterson New Jersey

A nicely developed city in New Jersey and the the greatest f'n city in New Jersey

Yo, Patterson New Jersey is the shit man!

by The Jersey Boy January 13, 2011

New Jersey Meat-Hook

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.

I was doing this bitch doggy style and gave her a New Jersey meat-hook.

by yoitsme May 27, 2004

New Jersey Gas Mask

When a gentleman places his scrotum over his lovers eyes and then farts. this can be done in two different directions, with the fart being directed to his partners eyes or mouth.

guy#1-I gave my girlfriend a new jersey gas mask the other day and she puked all over my asshole!

guy#2- RIGHT ON!!!

by gretalMK2 July 11, 2010

new jersey fish eye

The after effect of the donkey punch. After being punched on the head the partners eye will pop out while other one closes. The partnet will make a noise sort of sounds like whomp.

The other day I donkey punched the shit out of this one chick that I gave her the new jersey fish eye. She was making the whomp sound.

by bob thornton August 14, 2006

Buttfuck, New Jersey

adj. While not as far away as Buttfuck Nowhere, this term is used when you have no idea where you are located currently, but have a general sense of where you're, somewhat, at. This is normally used when describing your location in a text, or as a witty comment. Synonym for "Middle of Nowhere", although it can also be interchanged with "Hell".

Nig-nog #1: Where did that pig want us to go again, niBBA?

Niglet: Man, IDK, probably Buttfuck, New Jersey...

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 March 11, 2018

southampton schools new jersey

southampton is a place where either the teachers are too old and forget to teach or where theyre too young and dont know how to teach. the kids are a bunch of hard asses that think theyre cool. all of the sports teams suck. there hasnt been one decent team since 1998. they dont even have a baseball or a wrestling team. no body has parties. EVER!! its the most boring school to go to. black to white ratio--- 3:126

boys basketball: 2-16
girls basketball: 0-18

person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.

by rackem willie April 24, 2009