Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.
Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.
by Adrohn January 30, 2012
n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.
I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.
by TheBeagler December 04, 2013
"ugh i keep lagging"
"that's because you're french and you have french internet''
"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"
"that's because you're french and you have french internet''
"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"
by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 09, 2020
by JohnDickington July 12, 2022
by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.
"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"
"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."
"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."
by RJ-Pilot August 25, 2008
Looking at picture on the internet they deem too pixelated, but most of the times the picture is only blurry due to greasy fingers on their glasses.
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize
by Linguistic God of Poos July 28, 2023