Coats Before Goats

To wear a stylish coat in the hot summer days, originally to wear a coat while managing a goat farm.

Richard: Did you see my new coat? Axel: In the hot summer days?! Richard: Coats before goats!

by Acksull April 22, 2011

silly goat head

one who is a silly goat head

John "The Sill E Goat Head", like Pet

by Louise Latham November 24, 2003

Baja Billy Goat

While doing a girl doggy style, as the man cums, he pushes as hard as he can to make the girls head come back. As her head comes back, the man immediately head butts her in the back of the head.

As me and my girl friend were having make up sex from our huge fight, I pulled the ole Baja Billy Goat to ensure that I got the last word and she got the head ache.

by Typical SailorZ August 3, 2010

Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"

by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022

goat-entine's day

a more awesome made-up holiday (in replacement of Valentine's Day) that celebrates the love of goats.

We celebrated goat-entine's day by eating goat cheese, watching funny goat videos and eating at goat-fil-a. It's the most baaaadass holiday.

by millerthyme February 14, 2015

Hungarian Goat Cheese

The act of jacking off a male goat and milking a female goat and mixing the two excretions into a tangy sauce great for vegetarians dishes such as organic tofu sliders

Hey Oscar, are you jerking off that goat to make Hungarian Goat Cheese for dinner tonight?

by Fishy ham wallet June 17, 2020

a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

by platonymous May 10, 2020