fake ass bitch. Fuck your momma and your kids. She will break your heart two times in a month, and will still have the audacity to be fake and ask to be your friend. If you meet one, RUN AWAY HOE!!
"Hi, my name is Emily Todd!"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"
by THATSMYTYPE September 29, 2019
the legend the queen the emily blunt. team blonde and brunette may rise, ombré sit down please. she claims to be a dinosaur towards social media but..... anyways she is our british icon and will always be, ooh and that side profile no one could ever top that. SHE’S PERFECT
nicki minaj: ayo bring in the blunt emily blunt
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin
by kraninki April 11, 2020
Emily E’s are usually short and love pussy because they can’t reach any normal heighted boys cock. They also are easily offended and can’t take a joke and usually hate their friends boyfriends no matter what
by Not CarolAnn’s boi July 13, 2019
"dude he was so large"
"what does that mean"
"you don't get it?"
"no"
"you really are an emily nguyen"
"what does that mean"
"you don't get it?"
"no"
"you really are an emily nguyen"
by btsarmygirl-- November 12, 2016
A girl who thinks they are the bollocks but really they are just a daydreaming cock hunter who wheres to much makeup
by Tehehsbsjd March 09, 2020
1. a major whore who spreads her legs for men who are in love with other women. usually, a major emily is fat and repulsive and unable to attain anything better than men who are repulsed by her, but who have been rejected by the women whom they love
2. semen lavatory
3. fat cunt whore
2. semen lavatory
3. fat cunt whore
ever since the girl i love broke up with me, i've been fucking an emily every week, a major one, but i can't take the pictures of my ex off the wall, or stop calling my ex every day. . .i guess i'll have to try to get over the love of my life by fucking this major emily
by Briar Rose December 07, 2007
Emily iskra can be used for doing misspells and bad grammar with her friends.
Like smashing random keyboards and such.
Like smashing random keyboards and such.
by KaiTheFurryThatLikesJulian June 19, 2020