stiff dylan

hard dick

hey man if u keep flashing ur tits at me im gonna get a stiff dylan...

by Boobz34 August 16, 2022

Dylan

Literally my soulmate.

“Yeah, he’s my Dylan”

by Muah.nobars February 15, 2024

Dylan palmer ass nigga

Turn coat only comes around to flex

Look at that Dylan Palmer ass Niggas trying to chill

by Bigcocc jones August 6, 2023

Alexander and Dylan

Two great friends, that are both 11 on the day this definition was made.

Person: Have you heard of Alexander and Dylan?

Another Person: Yeah! They are amazing friends!

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

Dylan

Some kid who thinks they are the goat but in reality they are the equivalent to a dumpster. They tend to speak of the smoke but in reality provide none. Spends 100s of dollars on a trash game that nobody plays and also builds houses from his own bricks

My friend Dylan went 0-24 from 3 last night

by Dwight Howard December 12, 2018

bob dylan

basketball as mf you got your belt snatched where yo belt at

bob dylan is a stinking monk

by bob dillonator July 27, 2023

Dylan

A Dylan is that one kid that tries to 1 up everyone but cant cause he is fat and plays trumpet to get demi (that one girl in my school)

Dylan is a beanhead

by Dick chocolate chip cookies July 21, 2017