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I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.

A great threat for if someone is being particularly bothersome or you want to somehow lose their contact. Let's say your ex won't stop texting you after it's been a month since you've broken up and you want to just- scare them off a little bit. Maybe even get 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 to block 𝘺𝘰𝘶. This is the perfect threat for you.
Take one more step towards me and I swear to god, I'll fill your sinuses with urine.
by GenderIsBullCrap January 28, 2021
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September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day

September 3rd is national take your girlfriend to dinner day. She's very deserving of a nice dinner with her sweet heart. Make sure to tell her how pretty she is!
John: hey let's go out September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day.
by Jacky082 September 1, 2022
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National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day

23rd of october is the buy ur daughter whatever she wants day
“Today is National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day, mom. Can i have a PS4?”
by UrbanJesuschrist October 23, 2020
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National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.
Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!
by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020
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national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
joke btw dont do it
sometimes you just want to just fucking kill everyone on earth well today you can

september 20th
hey can i kill you
why
because its national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
OK
by playergod March 21, 2021
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Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)

Although I Agree with the previous definition, I would like to add a reference to the origin of the phrase.
The phrase itself became quite popular thanks to a Satiric TV show called Erez Nehederet (= Wonderful Country), In That show, we among other things followed up on a "Reality Show" called "Moskuna Project" talking about a family called the Moskunas that has to compete each other in order to remain part of that family. Every week, another member would be cast away from the family until only one is left as the true Moskuna.
In this show, every time the father was addressed by anyone his reply would always be "Leave me in your mother".
"Hey Dad, where are you?"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"

"Happy Birthday!!!!"
"Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)"
by Shay S. July 21, 2008
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