Spider-girl

When ur mad at ur dude and ain't coming off the goods so u let him masturbate while he looks at ur tits u let him get himself almost to climax u take over and let him finish in your hand and while he is feeling all satisfied you toss his baby juice on his face like a spider web.
Oh girl! I gave him a spider-girl last night, in sure he wasnt as satisfied as I was though.
by Jayne Kob February 06, 2019
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bag of spiders

Just imagine someone holding a bag of spider, it doesn’t make sense
by Omgalltheusernamesaretaken November 05, 2018
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Spider 8itch

Vriska Serket is a Spider 8itch.
by I like penguinssss December 03, 2023
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Spider Juice

Noun
A 'North-Coast Emo Core' band that transcend reality and bend space and time. They like the colour green and are very spooky but in a cool Beetlejuice type way (however their name is unrelated to this franchise, the origin of it is in fact only known to 6 people worldwide).

Spider Juice is also a dark coloured cocktail comprised of; Cola, Grenadine, Amaretto and Dark Rum. Usually served with a novelty plastic spider or paper umbrella.
"YO... you're the guitar player from Spider Juice!? I follow @spiderjuiceband on Instagram and have to admit I am surprised to see you here on this bench. Sorry, 'Spider-Juice', I forgot about the hyphen."
by PeterTheHorseIsHere February 11, 2023
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Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.
Wow did you hear those barking spiders.
by mmikmont July 02, 2019
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Barking Spider

Barking Spider- An elusive species, the Barking Spider is the only species of spider that can be found all over the world. This spider is especially attracted to spicy food. This spider is most abundant at Indian, Mexican, and Thai restaurants due to the use of hot peppers and seasonings.

When threatened, the spider will release a nauseating stench that has been known to make people throw up. Before it releases the gas however, it will “bark”. Scientists don’t know how the spider does this as no specimen has ever been caught. It still eludes us to this day
Barks

What the hell was that?!

It’s those damn barking spiders again
by Adraa23 May 20, 2022
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