When billy opened the cabinet a cup fell out, billy used a ninja catch to get it before it hit the ground and broke.
by Z_watts June 14, 2015
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by sherbz June 21, 2014
Get the ninja toots mug.On some college campuses with charitable upperclassmen, the beer ninja performs the opposite function, stealthily distributing Beer to those in need, rather than removing it.
by TiedownGiant August 15, 2009
Get the Beer Ninja mug.When the kittens are young and ripe, few are chosen to begin intense training cycles. Within months, they are ready to become the ultimate: Ninja Cats.
New Born Kitten 1: Hey New Born Kitten 2, what's the point of life?
New Born Kitten 2: To become A Ninja Kitten, young one.
New Born Kitten 2: To become A Ninja Kitten, young one.
by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006
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Get the Script-Ninja mug.A Ninja Carrot is a hybrid version of a carrot, completely invisible to the naked eye when it wants to be, it is rediculously good at slaying everyone, ranging from nubs to pros, with its weapon of choice, either the Ak-47 or the Sako. Ninja Carrots are never known to die, they merely fall in battle, their nutrients leak into the soil, along with their memories, and are fully grown again in a matter of seconds. You cannot see this however, because when they come back, they are in full alert mode and turn invisible. Also, You cannot shoot down a Ninja Carrot, because they have no organs. you have to blow them up with a grenade, Which henders him from growing back, for a moment. If they are injured, they merely attach themselves to any patch of soil rich in nutrients, and re-grow parts that were injured during the fighting.
Holy Shit! That Ninja Carrot is picking us off with his eyes closed!
Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."
Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."
by Joe Carrot August 17, 2009
Get the Ninja Carrot mug.The act of putting your hand over your butt, farting into your hand, closing your and entrapping the fart, and then throwing it into some one elses face like a ninja throws a star.
by coop4870 July 7, 2010
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