Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.

"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!

by CallofClicky February 16, 2022

Olivers mum

The hottest woman you will ever meet, you will drool at the sight of her, what a MILF.

-Did you see Olivers mum?
-Yes, I want her so bad
-She's almost as hot as Oliver's mum

by adajon33 February 6, 2025

Ya mum

An exquisite comeback to any wrekc roast, or burn. This comeback can also be followed up with something else.

Person 1: Ur a fatass
you: Well, ya mum

by Ya nan gay June 21, 2021

ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018

Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.

Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*

by Morganfr33farm May 29, 2018

Ur mum

The ultimate insult to destroy your enemies weaknesses: no u

Fred: ur gay
Bob: do you know who else is?
Fred: no
Bob: ur mum
Fred: (gets sniped)

by Ur_mum_gay1 October 31, 2021

ur mum

Any sentence that has to do with “ur mum” indicates that the person who said that is either homosexual or is seeking a sexual partner who is the same sex.

Oh I went to ur mums house last night, and I made out with a guy.

by Asian Daddy Slayer April 16, 2022